A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila: Lauryn, V, Ryan, and Dominic Leave the House
It was the 2nd Annual Shot at Love Bi-Athlon which pitted the boys against the girls for a date with Tila. The contestants had to wear flippers and goggles as they swam to retrieve a pearl necklace, bobbed for blue balls, then slid on a slip-and-slide. The guys had a big lead, but then the girls caught up and actually won because Chad couldn’t get one of the balls. The guys had to dress for the Loser’s Prom while the girls got to go to school with Teacher Tila. They played with blow up dolls, had show and tell, and used the Robospanker. Lisa got a one on one date and felt a connection with Tila. Tila had alone time with Lauryn, but she kept talking about what a good friend she would be – Tila is looking for love!
While the girls were gone, the guys conducted a panty raid, which resulted in a fight because the girls were NOT happy about having their underwear hanging up. Things got heated and Kristy even called Jay’s mom a “ho.” Samantha started crying, a state she stayed in most of this show, because everyone was so mean to each other.
The next challenge was the Conveyer Belch, where the housemates had to drink shots of stuff like vinegar canola oil, tartar sauce, hot sauce, etc. Whatever team drank the most shots won. This caused everyone to hurl, something that seemed surprising to Tila. Apparently, she has never had a shot of canola oil! The guys downed an impressive 64 shots, but the girls toughed it out and downed 68, winning again. But, their win was bittersweet – there was a part two to the challenge. Whoever could eat a pig’s vagina (seriously, who writes for this show – Beavis and Butthead?) would win a date with Tila. The winner would also choose one guy to go with her. Samantha quit almost immediately, still puking and crying. Lisa was the winner and chose Dominic to go on the date with her and Tila.
Dominic asked for alone time with Tila, then asked her when she first realized she was interested in girls. The deal breaker was when he told Tila he thought it was a phase for her. That offended her and you just knew Dominic was on his way out the door.
And, he was, along with V (who Tila said had stopped opening up), Ryan (who Tila kissed and said it was like kissing a dead frog), and Lauryn (who Tila thought just wanted to be friends with everyone). When Samantha, aka Glitter, was told she could stay, she fell to her knees – crying of course. Someone get that girl a hankie!
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September 10th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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