We did of course vote Bush into the White House – TWICE. How did that turn out people? And uh what’s Taylor Hicks up to these days anyway?

As far as talent, range, and interesting topics, she shouldn’t have made the top 5. Annoying girl in a bar joke – heard it already

Had they kept the old format, Iliza would have been exposed as the talentless hack she is. How many more (of the same) annoying girl impressions, drunk stories and funny walks can she possibly make up? We soon won’t see.

Louis Ramey was more polished. Sean Cullen made every other comedian crack up. Adam Hunter was pure rapid fire energy. Jeff Dye, funny and likeable. Tavare, ironic and witty. Marcus had talent come out of his ears with great impressions, observational humor, and connecting with the audience. Iliza – what did she have? Exposure.

With the weird new format, she got to perform 2 more times than anyone else. In fact, Marcus won immunity on the semifinal show so he didn’t have to perform – which actually hurt him for not getting the exposure.

Well at least college kids will have someone to hold in high esteem next to Dane Cook. Just with nicer boobs. Though Dane has better nipples.