Sally Herschberger looks like an escaped mental patient with that squirrel bitten toe-nail clippered ‘do.I’ve seen better looks savaged upon the fat girl’s hair at a slumber party by her erstwhile friends after she fell asleep and got her hand put into the warm water to make her wet herself. Flobees cut better styles!

You guys have REALLY reached new depths beyond the bottom of the barrel. I can only imagine what Santino Rice is saying as he shreiks at the TV screen whle you squeeze another fading echo out of the Project Runway formula.

Top Chef – Top Design, and now Hair Don’ts?

God – an entire series that needs the black bar across the eyes of the poor creatures you’ve recruited to sell their immortal souls in the name of 15 minutes on BLAH-vo.

Please – PLEASE – no more!

And during the off-season, Please Get Poor Todd Oldman some BRACES!