Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Gets Bubbies
Dina, Teresa, and Caroline of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” decided to go to Atlantic City to get away from things for a few days. Teresa packed like she was going away for two months. While lingerie shopping there, the other girls talked her into getting “bubbies.” She was really flat – I had never noticed that.
Jacqueline, who stayed home perhaps because of the Danielle drama last week, was happy when Ashley brought home good grades from summer school. She was so happy that she considered giving Ashley the new Jeep if she kept doing so well. But, then Ashley showed how spoiled she was when Jacqueline took her on a photo shoot and she whined about how she didn’t like any of the photos. I thought most of the ones I saw were nice and Jacqueline just thought it was disrespectful to the photographer for Ashley to say she didn’t like any of them. She may never get that Jeep at this rate!
While Teresa was in Atlantic City, Steve called to tell her he was bringing Monique, not Danielle, to her shore house. Steve says he is still seeing Danielle, but there is something I don’t quite like about him. He doesn’t seem on the up and up. Teresa says he is only there for the sex and I believe it. So, Danielle breaks up with him, but she is the one that does all the crying. She tells the girls, I mean, after all, they are her best friends, right? It seems as if Christine, who is 14, is the one with the most sense. She tells her mom all the guys want to go out with her for her goodies. When Danielle tells her Steve promised he would be there for the girls, Christine doubted it. Right, he will be there…right up until he lands another chick. The girls even bring up other guys who promised to be there for them.
Teresa and Joe take the girls out to dinner every Friday night. I can only hope they don’t usually scream like that. And is Teresa planning on dressing her and the kids alike for the next 10 or 15 years? That looks so ridiculous – like someone is dressing up their Barbie dolls. Dina, Jacqueline, and Caroline all go with Teresa for her breast augmentation consultation. It seemed like they were making the doctor a bit uncomfortable, what with Dina asking him if Caroline’s breasts were real and Jacqueline putting the implants in her shirt then having Teresa feel them. He convinced Teresa to get a full B cup, but when she goes for surgery, Joe convinces her to get a C. She didn’t want to be too big, but was thankful Joe talked her into it.
It was Danielle’s birthday and she hadn’t seen Jacqueline much since the book discussion, so Jacqueline told her she would take her out for her birthday. Immediately Danielle starts in on Dina and Jacqueline told her she just couldn’t be in the middle of that and asked Danielle not to talk about Dina.
Next week it is really going to blow up when all the girls attend a party. Can’t wait to see who explodes!
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