The Bachelor, London Calling: The Women Tell All
Fifteen of the girls returned, including Underwear Stacey, who gave Matt her thong then didn’t make it past the first night. We didn’t see her tell all the girls that she would “kill you and your family.” Wow, that is a bit shocking, but it seemed like everyone was over her – maybe because they didn’t have to deal with her very long. She did bring Matt another gift tonight – granny panties!
Marshana took center stage, as usual. They recapped her fights with Robin and Chelsea. She said Robin figured out how to push her buttons. When Robin tried to reply, Marshana told her she was “dismissed.” I really hope she doesn’t get her own show from this. I can just see it now “A Man for Marshana.” Ugh.
And, Robin – all the girls still hate her. She said she was super competitive, but it was that competitiveness that led girls like Amanda to think she was there for the wrong reasons. Amanda got to talk to Matt, but he really didn’t offer up much. While she said she thought they would get engaged, he said they never used the “love” word like he did with Shayne and Chelsea. Blah, blah, blah – no one seemed to understand why he dismissed Amanda. And, what was up with his funky new haircut? He did say he was engaged now and very happy. I will barf if it is to Shayne - just absolutely barf.
The bloopers were funny. I about died laughing when Carri said she was “sweet as sugar” and it came out “Swedish hooker.” She was mortified when the interviewer asked, “Are you saying Swedish hooker?” If you remember, Carri is a church marketing representative. That was too, too funny.
Next week, we get to find out if Matt chose the fake Shayne or the cold fish Chelsea. Really, with Amanda gone, I could careless which one he chooses.
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